Glitch - Transcript - Hour 1, Segment 8

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So unless we had a really successful answering machine contest, we gave away some cool prizes for people that let other people know via there outgoing message as they listen to the show. So this time around, we are giving, I swear to God the real one, the real deal, the ones that with no threat of law enforcement action, you know no police are going to show up if you put it on your porch or your lawn or your roof and say where did you get that. It*s going to come right to you from Spongebob himself at Paramount Pictures if you are one of our 5 winners here is what to do. On your outgoing voicemail announcement, whether it*s your home phone or your cell phone or whatever, record something along the lines of this, hi this is David Lawrence and I can*t come to the phone right now you of course put your name where your name goes. I can*t come to the phone right now because I am listening to the David Lawrence show or you can say I am listening to Online Tonight. In the card down on my local video store waiting for the release of this Spongebob SquarePants movie on DVD and VHS March 1st, I want to win a 9-foot inflatable Spongebob. If you want to win one too you can visit www.onlinetonight.com for more details, now leave a message at the beep. So it doesn*t have to be exactly like that as long as it includes the main points then what you do once you have done that is you come back to our website and send me an E-mail with your name your telephone number and E-mail address. So that we can call up during the day and listen to your message and if everything is there, if the fact that you are listening to the show and you are waiting Spongebob SquarePants on March 1st and you can win an inflatable Spongebob, if that*s all in the message then you go into the hopper for one of the 5 finalist, you would might win. And the E-mail address to send that once you finish your outgoing messages Spongebob@thedavidlawrenceshow.com and we will give you a link right on the website Spongebob@davidlawrenceshow.com will work Spongebob@onlinetonight.com will work. So don*t send the E-mail until you are done with the recording, okay now that*s it. If we call you and your answering machine gives us all the information we need your name goes into the drive for one of the five 9-foot inflatable Spongebobs, which you can proudly display with no fears that the cops will arrest you for petit larceny. So there you go, go to onlinetonight.com for further details. Certain restrictions apply open to US residents only, for complete contest rules, please send a self addressed stamped envelop to Spongebob Rules 145 South Glenoaks Blvd, # 336, Burbank, CA 91502. And that*s all you have to do and then we will call up and we will listen if you could win. It*s 22 minutes before the hour lets go to Donald, Donald you are Online Tonight with David Lawrence at 180039 Online, hello.

Donald: Good evening.

David Lawrence: How can I help you sir?

Donald: Well I currently have I have three Anti-SpyWare Programs I am running on my machine of course I run it separately but one I have Spy Doctor and I have Ad-Aware and SpyBot.

David Lawrence: Now let me ask you a question, what led you to use a Spy Doctor?

Donald: I don*t know I kind of upon the study it look attractive you know because I said they would--

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