Hustle and Flowchart - Transcript

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David Lawrence: Brian Newman is in studio with us Brian.

Brian: David thank you for having me.

David Lawrence: My pleasure. What kind of computer do you use?

Brian: It*s like a big plastic box.

David Lawrence: Wait let me --- one more time. I want to see how that worked. What kind of computer do you use? Or actually the punch line is do you use.

Brian: Do I use?

David Lawrence: Yes what do you have?

Brian: What do we have? We have a Compaq. I don*t know what year. I know it*s big. I know it*s still white. So it*s pretty old. It turns on. I could do that. I just learnt how to cut and paste, copy-paste.

David Lawrence: Nice, nice the clipboard loves you.

Brian: Yes I will manage and attach a picture to an E-mail.

David Lawrence: Very cool.

Brian: That*s about it. That*s the extent of my, I have been listening to you just off the top of your head come up with all this knowledge and I am like I know where the button is that makes the green light go on.

David Lawrence: But see that*s the kind of, I love doing the show for people like you. I will tell you why. Because the questions are so much easier to answer number one. No it*s like I love ---

Brian: Just plug them in the wall.

David Lawrence: Right I mean trust me I have asked that question a couple of times. Is the plug, the other end of the plug in the computer? Oh I didn*t get that far. So you know every so often that happens but ---

Brian: I can put it, I hooked it up. I got it out of the box and put it together and got you know installed what I had to install. That*s the word right install.

David Lawrence: I believe so.

Brian: When you actually get things moving and lights come on and it*s like ----

David Lawrence: Yes, yes install is correct.

Brian: Install look at me I am very technologically knowledgeable.

David Lawrence: There you go alright. So you have got a Compaq. It*s white so you know its pre 2000.

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