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Custom Outgoing Voicemail Messages: What David does for AOL, David can do for you

Among the most-heard voices in the world, David Lawrence is the on-hold voice for over 500 companies around the world, including America Online, Compuserve, Walt Disney, Vonage divisions of Volkswagen, Gateway, Wal*Mart and more. Now, you can have his voice on your outgoing voicemail messages, too: your office, home, cell, pager, service, whatever - you can order via this form for a non-refundable fee of $47 for each message recorded, payable with any credit card or your PayPal account.

The moment he gets your request, David records your outgoing message in his state of the art studio, and immediately sends you your message in a high-bitrate MP3 file of stunning quality, along with complete, step-by-step instructions on how to install your outbound message on your answering machine or voicemail system.

To get you started, just choose from any of the samples below, or use the last example to write your own from scratch. You can listen to the message by clicking on the green playback button.

By typing in the text box that contains the message text, you can modify them as you see fit. Then use the Buy via PayPal button once you're done. And make sure to read the notes at the end of the page. below the samples.

NEW: At no extra charge, we can add to your message the standard phone company SIT tone, the "dee-Dee-DEE" that signifies a changed or disconnected number - it won't stop people from calling and leaving you a message, but it will automatically remove you from automated telemarketer computer dialing lists should they call your number, guaranteed. Perfect, isn't it! Just put the word "SIT" at the beginning of your text..


Already know what message you want recorded?




Note: DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.






"No one's here..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.






"...and a bottle of Jagermeister..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.













"...is out of service..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.






"...avoiding someone..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.













"...cleaning their weapons..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.






"...5...4...3...2...1..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.






"...which country you'd like to invade..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.






"...Hallelujah chorus..."




Note: Don't forget to change YOURNAME to your own name, and DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.






Create your own custom message




Note: DON'T press the Buy this message from David now via PayPal button until you get your message just the way you want it. Your message will also be shown on the next screen, the PayPal payment page.



Message from David: Ever since 1988, I've been the on-hold voice for America Online. Yep, I'm the guy you get mad at while waiting for a live AOL customer service rep. That led me to be the voice for over 500 companies around the world, and one of the most popular voices booked for corporate and retail IVR (interactive voice response) work. And now, because more than a few people have asked me to do it, I'm making my voice available online, with custom outgoing voicemail messages, delivered over the Internet in MP3 format. I'd love to be your voice too!

All you have to do is choose from the suggested voice mail messages above, alter what you see to suit your tastes, or just make one up of your own. Make them 75 words or less, and try to be creative and funny - I love doing voice mail messages that are break the mold and get people's attention. After all, you want them to leave a message, right?

It's all up to you. Feel free to delete the part where I say my name if that's not important to you. And if you want, just make up your own!

IMPORTANT NOTES: Each message is US$47.00 or the equivalent in pounds sterling or euros. I record the messages as soon as I receive them via email, and reply via email from the email address davidlawrence@gmail.com - please make sure that you can receive email from that address by whitelisting it with your ISP or entering the gmail.com domain in your spam filter as allowed. Please don't type in more than one as I'll only record one message at a time. Please make all requests 75 words or less. You'll receive back a high quality (256k mono) MP3 file, with instructions on how to install your voicemail message on your answering machine or phone company provided voice mail. Price subject to change. Absolutely no refunds.





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If you need help

You can always call in to the show at 1-800-39-ONLINE (1-800-396-6546), or send David an email using the link above.